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omg he asked her to marry him!!!

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I went to see New Moon! Eee it was so great. The relationship Edward and Bella have is just so beautiful! I wish I had something like that [sigh]. Someday I will find my Edward. I mean. Like. A female version of him. Yes.

Took Rolf to see it with me. He cried. I'm not sure why, he didn't even cry at the sad parts, like when Edward left Bella! He just cried in general. He really is a sensitive guy underneath it all.

Gosh.

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heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 03:46 am (UTC)
Wait. Nelly. Really?
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
What? Their love is true and beautiful!
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 03:56 am (UTC)
Nelly.

Edward is a seven out of ten on the domestic violence checklist.
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:00 am (UTC)
((I think I love you))

[splutters; is incoherent] How could you say such a thing!? Edward is a kind and loving man!

--pire.
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)
Nelly! How would you feel if I snuck in your room and watched you sleep at night!?
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:09 am (UTC)
[blushes, mumbles]

I wouldn't mind.
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
Oh for. . .

[pause, decides to look on the bright side]

Was that an invitation?
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:20 am (UTC)
Yes?

Please?

[sneaks off to take a nap]
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)
. . .
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:24 am (UTC)
[squees inside]
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:26 am (UTC)
. . .Oh, wake up. Someday I'm going to buy myself some dignity.

[sits delicately on the windowsill]

I'll do it right after Rolf kills me and eats my innards.
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:32 am (UTC)
[totally wakes up like a pretty pretty princess]

You could probably afford it.

And Rolf maybe wouldn't kill you, per se. Just, like. . . I dunno. Bad-touch you.
sehr_verdeckt
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:35 am (UTC)
[huge soft spot for pretty pretty princesses; scoops him up, runs off]
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC)
[blink blink]

I wish my life were more reliable.
sehr_verdeckt
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
...

We're in just the other room.
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 05:01 am (UTC)
Are you inviting?
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC)
[laughs]

If sex with Rolf is the price I pay for sex with you, I feel like somewhere along the line retribution is not a concept we are dealing with well.
sehr_verdeckt
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC)
How did you guess.
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:37 am (UTC)
Process of elimination.

So, thinking of starting with the small intestine then?
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:41 am (UTC)
He just said something about starting with your colon. It sounded like he meant something else, but I don't know--



oh.



Gosh.
heirofalexander
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:42 am (UTC)
Uh-huh. Nelly, someone just has to make you a male anatomy chart. You know what a prostate is, right?
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sehr_verdeckt
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:38 am (UTC)
I did not cry. These are lies.

And Edward looks like a woman.
nellyjellybelly
Nov. 24th, 2009 04:43 am (UTC)
Fine, you didn't cry.

[with all the indignance that can possibly be summoned by a skinny gay boy when faced by a much larger one] He does not!
aceupasleeve
Nov. 24th, 2009 09:16 am (UTC)
...

And. You're that Nelly I've hear about.
autopartskid
Nov. 24th, 2009 10:15 am (UTC)
[not really sure how to digest or process all of the...obvious gay]

Uh. I'm pretty sure my fourteen year old sister really likes those books. Or movies. Or...uhm. Whatever.

[is awkward]
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