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1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Both at the same time. It's entirely possible.

2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Boys, please. I like boys. Boysboysboys :3

3. How often do you like to have sex?
As often as possible?

4. Is sex a top priority for you?
I guess. I mean, it's up there.

5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
it depends on what they want.

6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
Exactly never, and I don't really plan to anytime soon.

7. How do you feel about one night stands?
I get attached to people too easily for that kind of thing.

8. How many one night stands have you had?
None.

9. What's your favorite position?
Again, depends on what my partner wants.

10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
In and around beds is nice.

11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Both at the same time.

12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Nope. That sounds. . . distracting. Just watching Adrian is close enough to porn for me.

13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
I don't know, as long as it's fun.

14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Usually me, of late. I don't mind either way.

15. Do you like kissing during sex?
I like kissing all the time :D

16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
I. . . can get pretty loud.

17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Depends on the person. Some people are more suited to one or the other.

18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
Ehh, to a certain extent. Size isn't the be-all end-all of sex.

19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Depends on how you define "losing your virginity". 

20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
Two.

21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Touching, kissing, teasing, being dommed.

22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
If I'm told to.

23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
I'm content with my two right now.

24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Yes and oh very much yes.

25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
I think we're not going to talk about that.

26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Um. Umumum. Ohhh I can't decide. Something involving lots of leather and toys, probably.

27. Have you ever done porn?
nnno.

28. Have you ever had sex for money?
Most definitely not.

29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Um.  No.

30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I don't know, because I've never cheated.

31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
What I'm doing and what's being done to me, mostly. 

32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Bottom bottom bottom.

33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Some.

34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
All the time.

35. Could you live without sex?
Yeah, but I'd rather not.

36. How often do you find sex boring?
Never. I can't imagine sex with Rolf and/or Adrian ever being boring.

37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
As long as it can.

38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Very much so.

39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
Yesss

40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Nooo.

41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Actually I've mostly had threesomes.

42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
I have not.

43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Only by Rolf, which doesn't really count.

44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Don't have a job :( 

45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
On more than one occasion.

46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Um. Bestiality? Pedophilia? Anything where you can't get consent.

47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
No!

48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Maybe, if my partner really wanted it.

49. What's your biggest turn on?
Adrian Veidt. Well-defined muscles.

50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow, generally. There's less mess that way.

51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Two maybe? And I actually very rarely have sex at night. Huh.

52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Only under a very specific set of circumstances.

53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend?
Nooo.

54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
That. Would not be cool.

55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Almost.

56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
I plead the fifth.

57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
About a year and a half, I guess assuming that giving blowjobs at football camp counts.

58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
More or less.

59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70?
Oh gosh I don't know.

60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Let's just go with it was embarrassing.

Ok fine, I got a ton of semen in my eyes once.

61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
I dunno, like. . . eleven or twelve I guess.

62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Naked!

63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No. Adrian, do you have a boat?

64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
a classroom at school

65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Back seeeat.

66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
How often should I? As far as I know I'm not at risk for anything. . .

67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Absolutely not.

68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Nnnnno?

69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older, I guess, although I really prefer people my own age to either.

70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
Doesn't. . . dosn't the question have that backwards?

71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
:DDD!

72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Nope.

73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yes. Yes I can.

74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Yul Brynner.

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( 28 comments — Leave a comment )
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 02:05 am (UTC)
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 02:07 am (UTC)
What?
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 02:27 am (UTC)
Nothing.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 02:29 am (UTC)
Come on, tell me. That look means something.
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
It doesn't.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 02:54 am (UTC)
*pouts* Come on, Rolf. Please?
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:13 am (UTC)
Don't look like that.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:16 am (UTC)
I'll stop if you'll talk to me and tell me what's up.
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:25 am (UTC)
((Locked heretofore?))
There is nothing "up."

[... hauls Nelly over his shoulder abruptly, marches into and empty room, throws the door shut]

You know I hate the colloquialisms. [giant and sulky]
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:27 am (UTC)
Locked
[kisses his cheek] I'm sorry. Tell me what's wrong, please?
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:36 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
["hrmphs" at the kiss, resolved not to be swayed.]

You're. [is totally inept at communication, esp. about feelings] I am unhappy. About you.


[so eloquent.]
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
About me? [frowns slightly] What've I done?
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:41 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
[crosses arms, an incredibly solid wall of grump] This is stupid. I'm angry, that is all I have to say.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:45 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
Come on, Rolf. [sits down next to him, lays a hand on his elbow] Please tell me. I don't want you to be angry.
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:51 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
[glares at the wall] I did tell you. I told you I'm angry.

[so good at this talking thing]
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:52 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
But why are you angry? What did I do? or not do, or whatever? [preparing to wibble for information]
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 03:57 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
[staredown with the wall some more; finally mumbles:] You and Adrian.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:03 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
What is it, you don't like that I'm-- that I'm sleeping with him or something? [looks a bit hurt] I can talk to him about it if that's it.
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:09 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
[sulks helpfully]

You two get along very well.


[almost regretfully:] I don't like it.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:13 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
You and I get along very well, too, though. And I do like Adrian a lot and I like you a lot, but in a completely different way. You're both important and special to me for different reasons.
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:18 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
Well...

[wilts] Fine.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:20 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
[leans against him carefully] Can i make it up to you somehow?
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:23 am (UTC)
Re: Locked

No.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:24 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
[kisses him softly] Are you sure? I want to do something for you.
sehr_verdeckt
Apr. 9th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC)
Re: Locked
I'm sure, Nelly. [leans into him and clams up permanently]
aceupasleeve
Apr. 10th, 2010 12:19 pm (UTC)
Surprise Ed?
49. What's your biggest turn on?
Adrian Veidt. Well-defined muscles.


For future reference? Even if you strike that one out, we can still read it.
nellyjellybelly
Apr. 10th, 2010 05:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Surprise Ed?
Ssshhhhh. . .
aceupasleeve
Apr. 10th, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
Rolf is gonna freak out.
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